Sneezy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day!

Yesterday was certainly a Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day for me.

I have been all snarfley and icky now for a few days. So this morning when I saw mom bring the carrier up stairs I knew something was up - then she shoved me in that god-foresaken box. I cried the whole way there in the car. I don't quite understand why mom keeps trying to comfort me when I'm in that damn' box - I mean come on you would cry to mommy if you were shoved against your will into a box with no way out!

So turns out, that mommy took me to the doctors - god I hate that place! I hate going once a year, but having to go again, was just one strike against mommy for the day.

The nice doctor, Dr. Groves, and the Vet Tech listened to me breathe - I was all stuffy - and then she said she could see my 3rd eyelid because I was dehydrated. I didn't know I had a 3rd eyelid - how cool!

Then the worst thing happened - because I wasn't freaked out or trembling enough - the doctor swept me up in the cage and took me away from mommy. They locked me in this big metal cage all day with some cord coming out of my paw - whatever that was it sure was making me have to pee - but I don't pee at the doctors!

Mommy finally came to get me. But I was so sad on the way home and mommy couldn't figure out why. When we got in the house, daddy opened the door to the box and couldn't understand why i was walking funny and shaking my paws - then he figured it out - I had gone potty all over myself - I hate having wet pants!

Now mommy keeps feeding me these strange treats with little pieces of pills inside and then forcing a syringe with water in my mouth - what a strange thing!

I missed my brother all day!

I don't feel good...

Mommy and Daddy say I'm sick because I have the snarfels. I have the sneezies, the runnies and the itchies in my nosey.

Mommy is taking me to the doctor on Wednesday morning because she's worried my Bartonella (cat scratch fever) is back... I hope not, that medicine was ICKY!!!

I'm no longer the stupid cat!

Well, I've been promoted from being called Stupid Head to being the smartest cat in the house. I mean come on afterall, my brother does eat his own throw up!

Last Friday, mom and dad were playing Wii and saw me bouncing and attacking my little pop up kitty house that I love. Well, Bashful was inside the house and I was pissed. I jumped on the house, I used my paws to lift it up off the ground and get him out, but he wouldn't budget. So I went to the toy basket and got out his favorite toy - the round plastic wavy rings from petsmart - and I carried it to the front entry of the house and put it right there and walked away. Just as I thought, Bashey wanted to play - he came out played with the toy and I had the house!

Mwhaaaaaa.... I'm a friggin genius people!

I'm Crazy!

They always say I'm crazy... wonder why.

Mom also trained me... Everytime she says "Give Mama Kisses" I lean up and give her my head to kiss in between my ears. She loves doing it, she gets such a kick out of it - really, I just do it to humor her, hoping maybe she'll get my damn' mousey out of the closet and play with me... Whatever!

Today I'm busy chasing a fly in the house that mom let in after she was gardening. HAHA Not Yours Bashey - all mine you silly sleeping kitty cat!

I Swear...

I'm the cutest cat in town!

Look, I can bask in the sun and play with my mousey!

Ahhhh Window Season

My favorite time of year is here, window season. That's the time of year when mom & dad open up the bathroom window. I'm so glad I'm small enough that I can fit in there lying down and spend the day!

Kitty Cat Dance

This is my favorite You Tube Video - Dad makes me do the dance really well!