I don't feel good...

Mommy and Daddy say I'm sick because I have the snarfels. I have the sneezies, the runnies and the itchies in my nosey.

Mommy is taking me to the doctor on Wednesday morning because she's worried my Bartonella (cat scratch fever) is back... I hope not, that medicine was ICKY!!!

I'm no longer the stupid cat!

Well, I've been promoted from being called Stupid Head to being the smartest cat in the house. I mean come on afterall, my brother does eat his own throw up!

Last Friday, mom and dad were playing Wii and saw me bouncing and attacking my little pop up kitty house that I love. Well, Bashful was inside the house and I was pissed. I jumped on the house, I used my paws to lift it up off the ground and get him out, but he wouldn't budget. So I went to the toy basket and got out his favorite toy - the round plastic wavy rings from petsmart - and I carried it to the front entry of the house and put it right there and walked away. Just as I thought, Bashey wanted to play - he came out played with the toy and I had the house!

Mwhaaaaaa.... I'm a friggin genius people!

I'm Crazy!

They always say I'm crazy... wonder why.

Mom also trained me... Everytime she says "Give Mama Kisses" I lean up and give her my head to kiss in between my ears. She loves doing it, she gets such a kick out of it - really, I just do it to humor her, hoping maybe she'll get my damn' mousey out of the closet and play with me... Whatever!

Today I'm busy chasing a fly in the house that mom let in after she was gardening. HAHA Not Yours Bashey - all mine you silly sleeping kitty cat!

I Swear...

I'm the cutest cat in town!

Look, I can bask in the sun and play with my mousey!

Ahhhh Window Season

My favorite time of year is here, window season. That's the time of year when mom & dad open up the bathroom window. I'm so glad I'm small enough that I can fit in there lying down and spend the day!

Kitty Cat Dance

This is my favorite You Tube Video - Dad makes me do the dance really well!

Welcome to my Blog!

Since I've become a popular cat on the internet with all of my stupid things I do... Dad suggested it was time I have my own Blog under the Hessler domain!

So this is Sneezy's Space - I'll tell you all of the stupid and crazy things I do here.

For example, right now I'm sitting near the comuter licking my thigh!

WELCOME!! or MEOW MEOW!!!